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Hello everyone! This is my homepage and I am glad you decided to stop by! I love to go to church and fellowship with my friends! This page is dedicated to you all my friends, at church or at school and everywhere in between! Hello & Thanks to: My parents, my brothers, Brittany, Briana, Brad, Joe, Nate Hamilton, Solomn and O'Donnel, Dan Loucy, Tiffany Shamburger, Jackie Clark, Kimmy, B.J., "Buddy" Lee, Gina, David C., My cats, fuzzy or Richard, bus rides w/ Sarah and Caryn S., CALEB, Josh, Ben, Margaret (I am praying 4 u), Kevin Dague, Liz, Teresa, Catlin, Sarah Hickok, Andrew, David, Melissa, Jennie, Lindsay, Jessica, Chelsea, Jillian, and #1 of Jesus Christ my personal Lord and savior! | ||||||||||||||||
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| Question: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? | |||||||||||||||||
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Question: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by Chicken? Could you define chicken please? Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. Colonel Sanders: I missed one? LA Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never known any chickens. Dr. Suess: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Saddam Hussain: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Ronald Reagan: What chicken? Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book -- and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system. Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? | ||||||||||||||||
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